There was a computer that we shipped where the speaker’s magnet was right next to the hard drive. Now, when you played a sound it caused the hard drive’s read-write head to misalign.
See, you know, engineers are retarded. They have some kind of brain damage. That allows them to not have social skills. So that they could concentrate long enough to write code. But it’s a disease.
That’s why I had to quit. I mean, I’m like an engineer in recovery.
I don’t wanna write code anymore. It just makes you retarded.
I mean, get a girlfriend.
Get a life.
— Jim Reekes, mantan programmer Apple Computer
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